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Oct 06 2014 12:56 am

First of all somebody gotta start the slow-clap for shadowing. He has been working his ass off coding stuff for the game. Thank you shadowing.

Now to all out there who want a serious post go elsewhere. This is dumb, like really dumb. To everyone who knows, you don't need this link. But there are people who never seen this. My little brother reminded me of it. It was so dumb way back when that it was actually funny. I googled it again and here it is.

Here is my version.

Old @Kelac was hopping around,
Abydos server like a big playground.
When suddenly @Langish burst from the shade,
and hit @Kelac with a Langgrenade.
@Kelac got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by @Demo.
Who proceeded to open up a can of @Demo Fu,
when @Pakelika came out of the blue.

And he started beating up @Demogorgon,
then they both got flattened by the langmobile.
but before he could make it back to the Langcave,
@Amenokihashi popped out real brave.
And took an zat'nikitel out from under his hat,
and blew @Langish away with a zat-a-zat-zat.
But he ran out of power and he ran away,
because @Commanderloch came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Shol'va, Kresh'taa, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

@Kelac took a bite out of @Commanderloch,
While his jaffa all stood around in shock.
And then @Demo came back covered in a tire track,
but @Toddthewraith jumped out and landed on his back.
And @Langish was injured, and trying to get steady,
when @Amenokihashi came back with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
@Foxyhipsterking took him out with a kick.

Then he saw @Kelac sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his zat which he just couldn't find.
'Cause @Langish stole it and he shot and he missed,
and @Toddthewraith deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault,
while @Amenokihashi tried to pole vault.
onto @Commanderloch's ship, but they collided in the air.
then they both got hit by a War Sat. strike.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Shol'va, Kresh'taa, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

All troops moved together and then started to sing,
out from a quasar descended @Shadowing.
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones,
into the crotch of @Foxyhipsterking.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
as @Langish dressed up as @Madgame.
but @Admin saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed @Langish's head like it was a flies'.

Then @Notgandolf the Grey and @Beliar the White and
@Excellion and @Zuff the Black Knight.

And @Artashir, @Regul, @Heimdall, @Pugh and The @Lastdoctor,
and @Kainan, @Atum and @Jordan, @Hamiler

@Natonus, @Zirnitra, @Worlord,
@Belgarath, and Darth @Vader

@Kayleigh, @Keurona,
every single Asgard out there.

@Stargate1990 and @Darigone, @Kronus,
@Zorc, @Sobek, @BratFink, and @Cain, @Tonus

All came out of no where lightning fast,
And they kicked @Shadowing in his Admin ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
with Jaffa looking on total awe.

The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually.
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Endersshadow in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Shol'va, Kresh'taa, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(the ultimate showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(the ultimate showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(the ultimate showdown)


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These need some feedback Shadowing, please?


Mine: One Two Three Four Five

Kelac's: one two three four five

Excellion: Excellion and Shade at the end. Excellion Two

Other posts: Jbutler Demogorgon

Just a little feedback?
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#UltimateShowdown

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@Kelacopter

@ZuffTheZenith

@KayleighTheBadWolf

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@RESPECTTHETACO

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Oct 06 2014 1:04 am

I think it's safe to say that I am the star of this production.


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Oct 06 2014 1:09 am

LOL ya liked that on huh? I tried to rhyme some names but some I couldn't so I used the people I liked and a bunch from abydos top ranking list.


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Oct 06 2014 1:19 am

That was funny! You should have used lightsaber instead though. A machete in space? funny stuff though dude. I gave you an honorable.


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Oct 06 2014 1:22 am

Hindsight 20/20 probably. but it wouldn't have rhymed. Half of it didn't anyway. Thanks I'm glad you liked it.


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Oct 06 2014 1:32 am

Seriously 123me.... are you shel kree ing kidding me.... and like right after that movie comes out too.....

Machette Kills Again....In Space!


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Oct 06 2014 1:45 am

HAHAHAHA I forgot about that. I saw that like last month or so. Good catch.


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