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2 goa'ulds walk into a bar......

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Jul 19 2012 2:25 am

who's got some good stargate jokes?    :o

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Jul 19 2012 8:34 am

A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard&#039;s eyes glow. The Horus guard&#039;s beak glistens. The Setesh guard&#039;s nose drips.<br />;-)

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Jul 20 2012 8:37 pm

A classic +1

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Oct 19 2013 4:07 pm

A Goa'uld gate crashes a party with a Kawoosh...

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Nov 11 2013 2:43 am

So the the hot chick says to the Jaffa, "Hey, is that a Goa'uld symbiote in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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Jan 11 2014 7:56 pm

Why did the wraith stop sucking the life out of the clown?
He tasted funny.

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Feb 01 2014 10:14 pm

Q: How many Tok'ra does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: We Tok'ra have no use for your primitive Tau'ri technology

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Mar 06 2014 1:09 pm

What does a Goa'uld say to his slaves in the morning?

JAVA KREE!!

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