These are Our Demands

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Jan 14 2015 5:00 am

These are our demands:

First, we want Black to reset on two out of three servers to spend more time with his loving wife (who may or may not be paying us).
http://i.imgur.com/8KV1i0q.jpg

Second, we want all active Asgard profiles to say "I support Atlas."

We want to Canada to be called the 51st state, and we want Canadian equality laws put in place to stop the daily harassment we put up with from the other 50 states. If this demand is too much we will simply invade your country and turn it into a province (it's about the size of one, hehe).

We want Sadeyes to be crowned the king of the Asgard and we want Moneyseal to be his queen.

We want the Asgard to surrender and hand over their keyboards to us (and Black's smartphone).

Oh yeah! And **** Jadonpc!





We will kill one Asgard ever 5 hours until our demands are met. He is next - http://i.imgur.com/xXR7NTE.jpg

We have destroyed 2 Asgard fleets. More to come if our demands are not met within the next 48 hours.

Stroctus - http://i.imgur.com/aywxlEm.png

Hamiler - http://i.imgur.com/46aKB86.png



A revolution has begun.
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Jan 14 2015 5:40 am

Put down the crack pipe

I hunt the sheep of war...
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Jan 14 2015 4:22 pm

niggs please

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Jan 14 2015 4:32 pm

Silly Grey Men, Dominance is for non-sandwiches!!!

BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
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Jan 15 2015 5:07 am

I see Kelacopter is still up to his insane ramblings.
I agree with this post up till the part where he starts typing in words, lol.

@Cjamieson99TheCrazedCanadian #Kelacopter

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Jan 15 2015 5:13 am

I have played several online games. The list of those who tried to kill me is quite long. No one has come closer than QPQ just now.

"I agree with this post up till the part where he starts typing in words"

I was enjoying an awesome glass a fresh lemonade, choked so hard there is lemonade on my monitor, juice in my lungs, I seriously reached for my cell phone and had 911 dialed but eventually recovered...

I hunt the sheep of war...
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Jan 17 2015 12:16 am

Mission: Excellent Execution, has failed.
ABORT! ABORT!

Glad ya got a kick outta that.

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Jan 28 2015 10:04 am

ROFLMFAO. Being King of the Asgard could be fun but I think Seal would need some surgery to make him look more female. Thinking about it if he was my Queen and someone mentioned him looking too male like I could just order them to be taken to the tower.

It's impossible. I hate it. It's evil. It's astonishing. I want to kiss it to death.